Funny Humiliation about a little dick!

I am posting here, something that appears in my comment section of my online blog, http://blog.strokesforme.com
This excerpt is one of the funniest ever, it is really too funny not to print it out for you all to see... READ THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL PEE IN YOUR PANTIES...

Once again, my Teenie Weenie Tony, is giving me such a good laugh.. Look at what he wrote my other blog, there are a lot of humiliation comments on there, so check it out.. Anyhow, if you want a great laugh... here goes...

Oh yes, this is a continuation of this... the new part is on the bottom.. these blogs are so hard to read, so I am including the whole thing..

tw tony wrote:
Hello Princess. I've been out to do my assignment like a good little slut. I did as you asked and went to the drug store and asked the hot girl there (who i have always had a thing for) what were the smallest condoms she had. It was so humiliating I've wanked over this girl like a million times. She giggled when i asked i think she thought it was a joke. When she realized i was serious she got me some. I couldn't tell weather she wanted to laugh or just thought i was a pethetic loser. I went home and tried them on and they were far to big. So i went back to the drug store she was still there but there was another girl with her this time. I told them that the condoms were much to big and asked if there were any smaller. They both started laughing and said you must be joking. I was bright red. I said i was serious and told them my measurements (1 inch soft 3 and a half erect). They wouldn't stop laughing and said with a dick that small i probably would never need condoms but i could try a rubber glove and just cut the pinky finger out. I bought the rubber gloves and left. I was so embarrassed. I went home and wanked like crazy. The rubber glove pinky fit just right. I'm such a loser Princess. I hope i entertained you with my assignment. Please may i have another? Can't wait to chat again I'll be wanking for you.
Mandy Malone wrote:
Dear Little Dick Loser...TEENIE WEENIE TONY...
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard. I Know that I told you to go to the drugstore, and get the little rubbers for your tiny weenie. I had absolutely no Idea, that you would make this into the comedy of the year. OMG! They even know how small you are, now, when you go in there, I am sure everyone from the help to the boss, will know the size of your little pin dick. You are such a loser, and wearing a glove pinkie... LOL that is so outrageous .Maybe we could market this on the internet. Make a little movie of you cutting off the pinkie, and making it fit for sexual intercourse pleasure. LOL, not that you will ever get laid with this little dick of yours... LOL, You are such a loser, and not a real man, I bet the sales girl peed in her panties..

NEXT assignment, Ask the salesgirl,
1.. Would you like to see how my pinkie condom fits?
2... Did I make you pee in your panties..
and 3. Can I buy your panties?

Let me know how you make out.. Mandy
Laughing all the way to my bed, where a real man is waiting for me.. hahaha 

 tw tony wrote:
Thank you for forcing me to do these assignments Princess. I hope my humiliation makes you happy. Im such a loser you should tell everyone how small my penis is. Everyone should know what a pethetic pindick i am. I did as you asked and went back to the drug store. My sexy girl was there again and she just burst out laughing when she saw me. I was wearing a pink thong under my jeans with the strings exposed at the back so everyone could see. I walked up to her and started talking. She asked me how my rubber gloves were and if i had used them yet. I said i hadn't. She commented on my panties and i told her i wore them because they fit better than men's underwear. She couldn't stop giggling. I think she likes me. I had to go because she got a customer. Should i go back and ask her out Princess? I'm so horny now do you think you might let me cum tonight please? I'll do anything you say.
Yes, you keep making me laugh. OMG! So funny, I can't believe you had the nerve to go back there and try to pick her up. BUT, now that you started you must finish. I will NOT be happy till you go out on a date with her. What is her name, is she pretty? Maybe you could show her how your glove fits, and of course model your panties, could she get some of her friends to watch also? I would love a report on all this. You better go tomorrow, and see if you can get a date with her, I might let you cum, we shall see..

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